psychedelic-lizard:

matvrity:

You know just saying “Hey gorgeous” could make some girl’s day.

Or creep me the fuck out

snorlaxatives:

the annual scholastic book fair was the only reason i didn’t drop out of elementary school

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

(Source: hhlil)

timelordparadise:

destielthingsandstuff:

ifeelcapretty:

American Horror Story: The only show where being killed off means you’ll never leave

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The gif won’t load but it’s probably supernatural

landorus:

armorgan66:

landorus:

pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms

I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke

u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life

(Source: landorus)

lightning8d:

castielsteenwolf:

castielsteenwolf:

This one time i was in church and my mom said she would give me 10$ if while the priest was flinging “holy water” at us i would run into the aisle once he passed and start hissing and screaming “IT BURNS” 

do u know how many angry Christians i got in my inbox because of this

666?